A condition where your penis becomes excessively swollen with blood during an erection. Signs of a super boner include: Pain, extra rigidity, increased shaft length and the inability to ejaculate. It has been rumored that the super boner increases stamina as well, but this has yet to be confirmed.
by Lil_Buddy December 02, 2009
A boner so strong and substantial that's it utterly incapacitating. It's the kind of boner dreams are made of.
Sometimes when I was a little kid they would just pop out of nowhere and I became completely immobile.
by crazy b February 10, 2005
having so much friction and speed of masterbation that you go into super saiyan mode. (This includes ramping hormones and the urge to kamehameha on a woman.)
Johnny was alone in his room watching Dragon ball z, he had such a huge crush on Android 18 he got a super saiyan boner and found the urge to kamehameha on his Dragon ball z poster.
by Goku boner January 26, 2014