by matt rich May 10, 2006
A sunscreen eater is a person (or thing) that consumes sunscreen on order to protect itself from the sun. It was made popular by the well-known ROBLOX youtuber called Flamingo, but he is also known as Albert. You can identify a sunscreen eater by seeing white patched around there mouth where sunscreen failed to enter their mouth.
Albert: "Mmm I really like sunscreen" (impression of a sunscreen eater)
Sunscreen eater: "STOP MAKINGF FUN OG ME!!!!"
Sunscreen eater: "STOP MAKINGF FUN OG ME!!!!"
by ARandomChild January 20, 2021
When a person goes to the beach and accidentally gets a sun burn, then asks a friend for sunscreen while said friend ejaculates onto said person's body and rubs it all over his body as a substitute sunscreen.
by DeezeNuts May 26, 2008
When a woman gouges out a mans eyeballs, which he then uses as anal beads. The man then fucks her with them until she cums. Her cum is the sunscreen and the grapes are the eyeballs.
Julianna: why can’t you see anymore
Nick : it’s ok it was totally worth it, Allison put her sunscreen on my grapes
Julianna: wow I never thought you were the type to do a mclean sunscreen on grapes
Nick : it’s ok it was totally worth it, Allison put her sunscreen on my grapes
Julianna: wow I never thought you were the type to do a mclean sunscreen on grapes
by ClarissaKelly April 09, 2018
A person that eats the toilet water & pisses in the sink. Rarely showers, but when they do, they curb stomp their shit into the drain and spit into the soap bottles.
by InCappedYourAss July 12, 2019
Using an empty sun cream container (preferably the spray kind) as a vessel to smuggle alcohol into events where its prohibited.
Inspired by the episode "The Gang goes to the Jersey Shore" episode of Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia, season 7.
"I hear the security is really strict at this gig, I think I'll just have a Philadelphia sunscreen"
"I hear the security is really strict at this gig, I think I'll just have a Philadelphia sunscreen"
by KhenM July 22, 2013