The biggest asshole in the hole United States... Right up there with Michael moore...

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

A witty Canadian with a bitingly sarcastic sense of humor and the ability to win the hearts of many with his loveable cruelty and noob-bashing.

Hey, It's Ghost (From WM), I've got A huge account here, and I'd just like to say Sunny The Armadillo is overrated.

A friend of Skempel in real life.
(real name = stephen)


(btw, ghost.. he DID find you here...)

Chico's wife and hoinorable mention of ever-lasting humanity. Made a cameo in 3 different books based on 4 different movies based on 8 video games. Has lots of gold.

The coolest person on earth, with whom I work with on the awesome as ever Fuzzies series.