You're a student in Sunlight International School (AKA SLIS), you know yo're already fucked up. A place with no rules and no strings attached. Being a SLIS graduate, you know you've got no future to look for. Chairs and tables were never used for sitting on, instead they're thrown on students and sometimes teachers. If you're a genius who wants to know what does it mean to be on the highest levels of stupidity and dumbness, and ending up as an absolute idiot, SLIS is the best place to sign up for.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.