When the woman has been told twice... see wimminz patch.
Dave's wife didn't have breakfast ready so he packed her a pear of skin sunglasses to take to work.
by pepperham June 06, 2010
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A person who steals or jacks another person's sunglasses, usually in a sneaky or bitch-like way. Often times a sunglass thief is a multiple offender, or a serial sunglass thief.
by Youzabitchbrah July 31, 2011
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When a man forcibly gives a woman safety goggles
Aj: dude i heard logan gave some girl safety sunglasses! mike: dude that is so fucked! i only give out safety goggles.
by ajgamerguy June 14, 2007
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A maneuver in which one man lies on his back, while another man straddles him, doggy-style, resting his balls on his partner's eyes. The "top" then lifts one leg and pees on his partner.
Marcus was getting Doggy Sunglasses while his wife was campaining in Iowa.
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A spin off of the infamous Cleveland Steamer. The act of one partner, preferably Peruvian, defecating in the other partners eye cavities thereby protecting the first partner's eyes from the harmful UV rays of the sun. See also, Ukrainian Bifocals.
I have some killer conjunctivitis after last night's messy Peruvian Sunglasses.
by ZaneDC April 14, 2011
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Two black eyes. When a mud shark back talks and disrespects her man.
Michelle ran her mouth in front of Darren and his friends, the next day she was sporting a new pair of mud shark sunglasses.
by Cward81 January 26, 2018
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