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An act in which a man/woman shoves his/her fist up a womans vagina and opens his/her hand out like a blooming sun flower.
Person 1: Hey some dude offered me 200 quid to sunflower some chick
Person 2: Sunflowering!? Thats some dirty shit! Are you gonna do it?
Person 1: No way! She'll get too keen!
Person 2: Sunflowering!? Thats some dirty shit! Are you gonna do it?
Person 1: No way! She'll get too keen!
by hubGX January 13, 2009
Jun 24 Word of the Day
An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The sensual art of gently splaying one's digits whilst manually penetrating the anus/vagina, usually precluded by an instance of the silent duck.
Jimmy: "Ouch! You cunt! That wasn't the silent duck!"
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy! Watch your language!"
Jimmy: "Sorry Mum. But how ought I to refer to this increasingly sensual act?"
Jimmy's Mum: "Well James, this is me gently splaying my fingers within your tight, supple batty crease. Your sister likes to call it "sunflowering".
Jimmy: "Gee whiz Mum, this is the best birthday ever..!"
Jimmy's Mum: "Jimmy! Watch your language!"
Jimmy: "Sorry Mum. But how ought I to refer to this increasingly sensual act?"
Jimmy's Mum: "Well James, this is me gently splaying my fingers within your tight, supple batty crease. Your sister likes to call it "sunflowering".
Jimmy: "Gee whiz Mum, this is the best birthday ever..!"
by Jimmy's Sister February 23, 2008
3
The act of puking whilst covering your mouth with your hand, thus spreading the puke in the shape of a sunflower.
by Dr. Mysterio June 25, 2011
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An act in which a man/woman shoves his/her fist up a womans vagina and opens his/her hand out like a blooming sun flower.
Person 1: Hey some dude offered me 200 quid to sunflower some chick
Person 2: Sunflowering!? Thats some dirty shit! Are you gonna do it?
Person 1: No way! She'll get too keen!
Person 2: Sunflowering!? Thats some dirty shit! Are you gonna do it?
Person 1: No way! She'll get too keen!
by hubGX January 13, 2009
5
When you insert your hand into a vagina with your fingers shut and open them while going deeper and deeper
I was sunflowering her last night
by ThisIsZelda July 22, 2017