"That which makes my computer monitor difficult to see."

Though recent advances in screen technology such as anti-glare coatings and flat cathode-ray tubes have made the Sun a less dangerous foe, it is still not to be taken lightly.

Large, beautiful breasts that are keep well consealed and initially appear to be much smaller and less impressive than they actually are until unleashed.

The Sun is the damn motherfucker responsible for heating us up. Without him Planet Earth whould be doomed (doomed I tell ya!!). Sometimes He assfucks the Moon and that's what we call an eclipse.

Fucking fireball that hangs in the sky and fries innocent little teenage vampires like bacon as they come out their classes.

That big bright thing in the sky in the day

Louis Tomlinson is the human version of the sun. His smile and personality light up the whole world and he's just genuinely kind and caring person. We should all thank God for his existence.

THE SUN IS SOMETHING I INVENTED. IT IS THINE BIG BAD WOLF OF THEE STARS. THE SUN IS ANGRY DURING SUMMER BECAUSE HIS DATING LIFE ISN'T GOING SO WELL AND HE'S A MOODY TEENAGER WHO'S PREGNANT. SO, HE DECIDES TO BURN AND BOIL US ALIVE. THESE ARE TOTALLY TRUE FACTS! I GOT THIS FROM WIKIPEDIA.