A SumoBaller is an old guy who hasn't given a fuck since WWII when he killed a Nazi with it. Coined when a guy in the YMCA shower got down to sumo stance and began furiously washing ONLY his balls for three minutes while staring me in the eye. WTF?!

A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.