when your shit is so bad it feels like a demon is being summoned from your ass
Person 1: Holy shit! Are you okay? You were in the bathroom for 30 minutes!
Person 2: I don’t know. I just experienced an anal summoning.
by blurrylights February 13, 2019
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strong tiredness felt after being alseep way too long.

Orginating from the magic the gathering card game were a creature cant do anything because it has only recently been brought into play.
After sleeping for 16 hours i felt extremely tired. Wow the summoning sickness really hit me bad.
by sadistphil June 12, 2006
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Summoners War: Sky Arena, or simply Summmoners War, is a 3D RPG mobile game developed and published by Com2uS. It was released worldwide on both the iOS and Android platforms on June 12, 2014. It is currently available in 14 different languages, including English and most European and Asian languages.

The game is set in a fictional fantasy world inhabited by various kinds of monsters, and a group of humans known as Summoners who control these monsters to battle against one another, sometimes in sanctioned arena matches and other times for power and control. The gameplay focuses on the collection of these various monsters, with the object being to level and grow them in order to compete against other players, and complete various PvE challenges.
by CanadianBaka June 15, 2017
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a cult that likes to play idv, watch anime, and has a lot of shit going in hehe thanks for reading
an: love, lOvE, LOVE SUMMON CULT
kelli: i do too
an: no not in that way
cece: shut up guys
brooklee : *seen*
by SUMMONCULT January 07, 2020
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It is an item in Hypixel Skyblock that cost around 600k in-game coins. They usually drop when you kill an enderman named zealot. A special zealot often drops these.
A Summoning Eye just dropped from my Special Zealot.
by Justina the 5th May 12, 2020
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Summoning the monkey: a euphemism for masturbation.

Originally coined by Liam O'Brien of the Critical Role D&D ensemble, and subsequently (maybe) made canon by DM Matt Mercer's explanation that summoning the monkey is the past time of many a wizard in their early years of training.
Sam: Have you seen Liam?
Laura: He's in the bathroom, probably summoning the monkey.
Sam: Thanks, I think I'll join him.
by Artagan000 May 03, 2021
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Person 1: Yo let's go home, you've been playing for 48 hours straight.
Person 2: Shut your mouth Jimmy, Summoner's Rift is my home.
by Neon Mice July 07, 2018
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