Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A term used for a mans shorts that are cut too short, usually hugging the groin area tightly. May notice penial peakage on observation.
She contemplated asking him out, until he got up from the table and she noticed his summer sausage. She quickly ran away and was hit by a car.
by LBT/Antimosity November 16, 2003
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A dick, usually a fathers dick that is used to penetrate their sons raw asshole. The code name for the dick is "summer sausage." The kid calls it that because he thinks his friends do not understand what it really is."
Kyle-" Yeah, I'm having summer sausage for dinner tonight."
Clymer- "Oh, you're dad is shoving it up your ass again?"
Kyle-"Yeah…"
Clymer- "Oh, you're dad is shoving it up your ass again?"
Kyle-"Yeah…"
by Delbyisgay123 June 15, 2017