(n) 1 Jamaican sex god with dreadlocks
(v) 2 To completely and utterly mangle something
........................... with your cock.
(n) 3 A guy.

1. noun. It is the sudden feeling of an inexplicable joy one gets when something romantic or idealistic occurs.

When kilig, one may experience the following:

*butterflies in one's stomach
*heart melting
*shivers down one's spine
*irrepressible noises from one's mouth
*uncontrollable smiling
*an inner conflict between hope of something wished for and reality

Kilig may also be defined as that mountain top, floating, on cloud nine, invincible, i-could-keep-smiling, heart aching goodness and feeling which overpowers the mind's ability to think straight, act straight, breathe properly and articulate thoughts into a single comprehensible sentence.

A god that existed before the universe was created and appears in school work. Suj’s birthday falls on every Friday the 13th.

Me and my friends would appreciate it if you celebrated Suj’s birthday

Suj- Shut up jerk!
-School Lockers-
A-(getting books out of locker)
B-(3 lockers along) Hey C! look at that ugly Goth chic LOL
C.>.> hmm yayr
A. SUJ!

1. Someone who puts their own name on Urban Dictionary and then Instant Messages their friends with a hotlink titled 'look what I just did' and prays you will be in paroxysms of laughter and unable to realize that instead of a hilarious comedic jab, it is a actually a reflection of a deep seated need to be noticed and indicative of shamefully low self-esteem or self confidence.

2.A cake-like substance found inside an Albatross vagina.

Someone or something that is obese or fat