A combination between a suit and pajamas, worn to bed because you never know when two horny oiled-up ladies show up at your place at night. You've always gotta look sharp, enter suitjamas!

(As worn by 'How I met your Mother's' Barney Stinson)

Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.