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The Sunday following a hefty Saturday night bender. After a long night of drinking, the person usually wakes up at around 2:00 p.m. on Sunday afternoon, and feels so sick and depressed that suicide looks like a very attractive option to end the day.
I did nothing on Saturday night except for chugging 8 beers and a 26 of rye. And Sunday... well let me tell you it was one hell of a Suicide Sunday.
by cokemidget December 09, 2007
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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The first day after the official end of exams at Cambridge University. Students spend the day initiating & going to garden parties. Usually carnageous.
by smileyface28 June 16, 2009
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suicide sunday is a vlog series started by the racist, sloth looking youtuber mabel. she gives tips and tricks on how to do the act.
the series has garnered a lot of attention recently
we do not condemn these actions and believe she should be cancelled #mabelisoverparty #cancelmabel
the series has garnered a lot of attention recently
we do not condemn these actions and believe she should be cancelled #mabelisoverparty #cancelmabel
by senpai sofie July 06, 2020
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the sunday before Memorial day & Labor day since nobody works on the following monday.It's drinking so much that its like your trying to kill your self and well worth it. nothin matters on that day just bellinis and a nice day.
by JJslusho May 20, 2009
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Partaking in a huge lash on a Sunday, knowing full well you have to get up early for work on Monday and then struggling all week to get through the hangover. The plus side is it's the closest you can get to that naughty feeling of underage drinking once you're over 18/21.
i know we shouldn't be doing it, but it's so good, Suicide Sunday!!
I feel hanging today, we committed suicide sunday yesterday!
I feel hanging today, we committed suicide sunday yesterday!
by AJ Peacock June 30, 2011
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When you (a dad) has his kids for the weekend and takes them back to their mums on Sunday night leaving him feeling lonely, sad and without purpose.
“The weekend has been awesome spent time with my kids now I’ve taken them back to the nut-job it’s suicide Sunday for me”
by Gingeabz February 28, 2021