WHAT A GIRL. This independent ass woman don't need no man except for when she's drunk. Low alcohol intolerance but high as a kite, Suhadi does not say no when cocktails are involved. Tripping over herself and fainting every chance she gets, Suhadi sometimes needs a bath and facemask to say: "stop life, I need some me time today". Then she can dance like theres no tomorrow!

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."