A typically white female co-worker in a cubicle setting. Often named Susan, Suzanne, Sue, Debbie, or Deb. Lives in a suburb and is terrified of the "city" and anything associated with it. Sports a haircut that implies she'd always like to speak to the manager. Wears Christmas sweaters in February. Always likes to talk to you but only about her child's high school sports or church outings.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.