Urban Dictionary: Suckretary

Top definition

a secretary that is largely employed for her abilities to suck a wiener. Rather than schedule things, or take phone calls.

Monica Lewinski was Bill Clinton's suckretary.

or

Jeez man, we should really fire Gladys, and get ourselves a hot Brazilian suckretary.

by Reign City November 15, 2007

Jul 27 Word of the Day

the whale tail is the shape formed when a g-string rides up high over a womans trousers

oh my god look at that butt, her whale tail is showing so high!

by garv November 10, 2003

A totally inept coworker who can't handle the basics functions of living much less an important job working with the public.

"This is the fifth time she has jammed the copy machine today. Barb's office skills win her the suckretary of the year award.