Urban Dictionary: Sucking the dick

A term used to describe one's lack of motivation to commence the events of the day.

by Cory Lendon August 06, 2008

Feeling motivation even though the day might suck. ;)

I think pineapple express already did that. But when I wake up and say "time to suck today's dick" I mean "let's do this" good or bad.

by bdlyandhadlock June 14, 2017

A less time consuming way of saying, "GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU STUPID MOTHER FUCKING COCKSUCKER!!!!", when you are less than pleased with them.

Person #1 says: "Hey asshole, you owe me some fucking money!!!"
Person #2 responds: "You ain't gettin it, so SUCK MY DICK."

by Streaks August 06, 2006

Pretty much You have been commanded from a man to give you a blow job.

An order to suck on the said person's penis (dick).

by John B Smith October 19, 2006

One of the most common phrases you will hear in a gangster rap album.

When Eazy E was alive, he said "suck my dick" a lot.

by TUDE August 07, 2006

sucking up to one in hopes of becoming their friend.

I'm having a party this Friday, everyone has been sucking friend dick hard to get invited.

by mizzzzznewbootay June 04, 2010