Much like the action of a sucker punch (where you unexpectedly punch someone in the gut), to sucker dick a person is to either penetrate and/or slap them with your dick whilst they least expect it.
1. Man, I totally sucker dick-ed Jane last night, she was not expecting it at all!
2. "Hey, so is sucker dicking like rape?"
" Nah, it's more like when you're cuddling in bed with your girlfriend and you put in while she doesn't
expect it. It's also when she's crouching or on her knees and you smack her with your dick."
"Oh. Sweet."
3. "And on his tombstone it shall be written, 'Here lies _________: Caring Father, Loving Husband, Sucker Dick Champion".
2. "Hey, so is sucker dicking like rape?"
" Nah, it's more like when you're cuddling in bed with your girlfriend and you put in while she doesn't
expect it. It's also when she's crouching or on her knees and you smack her with your dick."
"Oh. Sweet."
3. "And on his tombstone it shall be written, 'Here lies _________: Caring Father, Loving Husband, Sucker Dick Champion".
by Hostrodamus June 27, 2015
by XxDa Dick SuckerxX July 14, 2004
Someone who sucks penises for a living and gives head for foodstamps. They love sucking on a hot juicy man pole. It gives them energy and makes them feel alive. A dick sucker loves to please people especially other men.
by clyde Mons December 27, 2007
all of the above are semi correct
N. A derogatroy term used to insult someone who is behaving in the manner of: a asshole, a dickhead, a bitch, jerk, etc.
N. A derogatroy term used to insult someone who is behaving in the manner of: a asshole, a dickhead, a bitch, jerk, etc.
by Chris Dietz 917 232 9501 August 02, 2006
Can also be used as noun referring to someone's mouth and at the same time suggesting they suck dick with it. Used primarily to describe someone's mouth who talks too much, is too loud, or says something you don't like (relates more to speech than anything else). I've never heard it used in reference to eating.
I wish that loud bitch over there would shut her dick sucker already.
John: Eat shit and die asshole
Joe: Shut your dick sucker and throw down
Get away from me with that dick sucker -- said as a nappy ho tries to kiss you.
Biff: Eat shit and die asshole
Joe: I'm gonna punch you in your dick sucker you little bitch
John: Eat shit and die asshole
Joe: Shut your dick sucker and throw down
Get away from me with that dick sucker -- said as a nappy ho tries to kiss you.
Biff: Eat shit and die asshole
Joe: I'm gonna punch you in your dick sucker you little bitch
by Gamblar December 08, 2006
by pjdj August 20, 2007