it means that you, yes you, are a fucking asshole w/ no life, i.e. you blow
bob: wow fucker, you suck
kevin: yeah, i do, don't i?
by looloo May 26, 2003
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A phrase which expresses mild sympathy for the plight of another, while implying greater relief that those circumstances have befallen someone other than the speaker.

The phrase is the American translation of the German 'schadenfreude', which denotes actual pleasure in the suffering of another.
Wow, dude, she gave you herpes? Sucks to be you...
by MikeyT June 18, 2004
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Basically this phrase means "I wouldn't want to be in your shoes". Or "your life sucks". It is often used sarcastically, but just as often not.
After Robert was shot in the ass with a nine, everyone said to him "it sucks to be you"
by Conor June 15, 2004
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A phrase that expresses disappointment, anger, frustration, or otherwise discontentment with the listener.
Person 1: Did you tell her I wanted to go out with her?
Person 2: Dude...I was going to, but I got sidetracked and ended up asking her out myself, then I kinda made her think you were a neo-Nazi.
Person 1: Aw, man, you suck!

Person 1 (after a test): Man, I totally failed that test. She totally told us the wrong stuff to study. It was really hard.
Person 2: No, it wasn't. You suck!

Meta Knight: You suck, Kirby.
by Tez, a man February 04, 2010
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A thing said to someone when you are arguing with them or joking about them.Ussually said when one can't find anything else to say but still wants to say something.
by youknowwho07 April 18, 2019
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An expression of acknowledgement of hardship. Depending on context, can be sympathetic or taunting.
You: My car broke down, and I have to get to the other side of the state tonight!
Me: Damn, dude. Sucks to be you.

Her: I totally blew my interview, and now you're going to get the job for sure.
Him: Ha ha! Sucks to be you!
by Nacho Dan June 15, 2004
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