When your name is Evan and you a freshman in high school Biology class and your bro keeps saying "not even" but realizes you in his class and he decides to say not ev
"Yo man you goin' to the club 2nite?"
"Not ev"
by yogiBera69420 September 02, 2015
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1. A poker/gambling term, short for 'Expected Value'. Basically means how much you can expect to win at any gamble. For example, if you tossed a coin and I gave you a dollar if you flipped a head, then your EV is 50 cents. Often preceded by 'positive' or 'negative' where the former implies it is a good situation and the latter a negative one.

2. As above but also applied to random everyday situations where the outcome is unknown.
I had good EV on that call because the pot was so large

Chasing inside straight draws is negative EV.

You should go chat to that girl. Gotta be positive EV

Argh, Monday mornings are so negative EV.
by PiemasterUK January 30, 2006
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Eve is the first girl.
The best.
You can call her hot/sexy/fit.
But she's so much more, she's beautiful.
She has the greatest personality you'll ever find.
Usually 'dirty blonde' hair.
Normally classed as 'indie' she will deny this, and say she's herself. She's loved by loads and hated by many that don't even know her'
Eve is a great kisser.
She falls in love easily and ends up getting hurt.
You can trust her with your life.
If you are friends with an Eve don't let her go.
If your going out with an Eve your a lucky man.
If you had an Eve and don't anymore, unlucky.
wow, she's beautiful.
she's ugly
do you know her?
no.
she's an eve.
by mynameischeskie May 24, 2011
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The East Valley, a region of Arizona, in the Phoenix Metropoltian area. It includes the cities of Phoenix, Chandler, Gilbert, Scottsdale, Guadalupe, Mesa, Tempe, Ahwatukee, and San Tan Valley.
Keyshawn: Aye Duke, what part of AZ are you from?
Duke: I'm from the EV.
by @ItsYaBoyDuke August 02, 2016
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Eve is a fucking gem. You’ll meet her and be amused by her clumsy snorts and SUPER LOUD sneezes. She works extra hard and does odd humble brag about it. She’s striking and super attractive in a way you can’t place. Her curvaceous figure and thicc thighs suit her big personality, both of which have men and women alike falling to their knees. (Not that this matters as she’s certainly huh gay ) She lacks self confidence despite her loud persona and deserves LOTS OF LOVE. Shower that girl with compliments because she deserves it. PS her name is EVE, don’t try calling her any of that Evelyn bullshit
Them: Woah Eve looks so cool what’s it like to know her?
Me: A fucking #blessing
by Ahnon Y. Mows April 26, 2019
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One syllable. Pronouced "eh-vss". (interj.)

An Australian-based abbreviation for "whatever".

Used to indicate indifference to or scorn for something, such as a remark or suggestion.

Popularized in the US in 2006 by Australian rock artist Toby Rand.
Mom: "Sam, I've told you repeatedly not to eat in your room."
Sam: "Oh, evs, ma!"

Mick: "Dude, you totally drank the last can of Foster's!"
Jack: "Evs, man. It was my stuff anyways."
by Lizabeth83 October 04, 2006
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interj.

abbr. for "whatever"

Used to indicate indifference to or scorn for something, such as a remark or suggestion.
j: im really sorry i hurt your feelings
J: fuckin evs
by John J Raven October 12, 2005
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