Inspired by the scene from the movie "Gone in 60 Seconds" in which the car thieves become lost in "suburbia hell" due to the fact that every house, yard and street appear exactly the same. It's the condition felt by these thieves and can be brought on by various events.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.