When you pack as many people as possible into a mini van, with enough weed as you can get and all start smoking at once. the ratio of people to smoking paraphernalia should 2:1, but more joints, bowls, bongs, and hookahs never hurts. The point of the submarine is not to be moving but to find a safe spot and fish bowl it so bad that you take a hit just by taking a breath and make it hard to see in from the out side from all the smoke.

Side note: Always remember to bring food and drinks in the van before you start smoking

The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.

v. Insulting the courage, dedication or memory of valiant marines and other soldiers.

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