it is where a male person inserts his dick into an empty beer bottle and then submerge himself into a pool or a body of water
bro i just saw a submarine in my dad’s pool
by AndrewShortDick January 1, 2022
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Another way of saying slut, someone who is full of seamen.
“I think she looks quite nice”
“No, she’s a submarine
by Jimbowool December 17, 2020
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the fallen submarine that got lost in the ocean cuz 5 big dick ass men decided to go on a tour of the titanic!

but now i mean the fhishes r rich and shit.
a boat that has air in it and five men areepissing in the toilet on it submarine
by bojayna July 12, 2023
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What has lots of rows of teeth, eats anything it can find floating in the ocean and consists of massive chunks of meat when blown up by a scuba tank and a rifle. Sharks, sharks do.
We cut open that meat submarine and there was a license plate from Maine, a tire and half a man.
by talusanpurer April 4, 2016
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something that doesn't exist. but if it did. would be about as useful as tits on a bull.
He's about as useful as tits on a submarine.
by Canadianbasterd January 26, 2022
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A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.
Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!
by Weak weasel January 17, 2022
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A parent who occasionally resurfaces only to disappear without warning. May be watching you without your knowledge, most likely not though. Potentially has nuclear capabilities and can attack your emotional well-being without warning and with extreme prejudice.
Sarah: My mom is always watching over me. She is totally a helicopter mom!

Caitlynn: My mom pops in once a year to ask how I’m doing and borrow a few dollars. She’s totally a submarine mom!
by Weak weasel January 17, 2022
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