A guy who's a genius but doesn't know how to interact with humans. He knows everything about physics and politics and economics and history, but is super lazy and won't do anything without the incentive of chocolate. He also can trade stocks somehow. He is the guy everyone needs to survive an apocalypse, just for his sock fighting.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.