A sexual master. He who is versed in all aspects of love-making. Dream man of every girl. Can turn a virgin into an awesome player in a matter of days. Can make anyone cum with a single thought. He is Eroticness Incarnate.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.