* a john which connot be bothered
* a john that won't have sex
* a john that cant get erect
* a john that sighs alot
* a john that takes up smoking
* a john with a lazy penis
* a john that won't have sex
* a john that cant get erect
* a john that sighs alot
* a john that takes up smoking
* a john with a lazy penis
"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have stupid john"
"god not stupid john again and right before a big date"
"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns"
"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have a stupid john"
"god not lazy john again and right before a big date"
"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john"
"man, I'm just about to score, but my stupid john came late!"
"god not stupid john again and right before a big date"
"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the stupid johns"
"sorry shirly cant have sex tonight -i have a stupid john"
"god not lazy john again and right before a big date"
"a yep my dick had a hard night last night i got a case of the lazy john"
"man, I'm just about to score, but my stupid john came late!"
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