Motorcycle gang south east scotland 1972 - 2000 membership varied between 15 and 45+ at its peak.Nominated leader known as Shagnasty, partied with El Diablos, Pharoes, Minehoff,East coast pirates. Also known for wearing one and a half leg jeans and the now legendary ben fur jackets
Sons of Stumpy followed a credo laid out in the following:
And in the fullness of time the prophecy must be fulfilled and the sons of mental stumpy shall smite the land cities shall be razed and made into racetracks for is it not written that the motorcycle is the key to heaven and hell
And in the fullness of time the prophecy must be fulfilled and the sons of mental stumpy shall smite the land cities shall be razed and made into racetracks for is it not written that the motorcycle is the key to heaven and hell
by phaedrus the scot October 12, 2009
booty shorts for the man... but named so because instead of his booty hanging out for all to see it's his stumpy little friend that is showing
Shelley said 'oh look girlfriend, that cops wearing stumpies' ... and ronnie said 'oh how I love stumpy shorts.
by safe-tee June 08, 2012
guy one: "Hey did you hang with senorita stumpy last night?"
guy two: "Yeah dude shes the master of head!"
guy two: "Yeah dude shes the master of head!"
by Laura aka senorita stumpy and grace. June 14, 2008
by TheRealFuhrer October 17, 2014
RULES:
1) Only allowed to use the same elbow
2) Hit oppenents upper arm in which they are hitting you with.
3) Winner is the person whose oppenent gives up OR falls off his chair. (MUST BE SITTING DOWN DURING GAME TIME @ ALL TIMES)
4) No swinging of the stump ONLY POKING
5) If you miss it still counts as a attack
6) Enjoy responsibly STUMPY STEEL ARM
made by BEN L & DOM G
1) Only allowed to use the same elbow
2) Hit oppenents upper arm in which they are hitting you with.
3) Winner is the person whose oppenent gives up OR falls off his chair. (MUST BE SITTING DOWN DURING GAME TIME @ ALL TIMES)
4) No swinging of the stump ONLY POKING
5) If you miss it still counts as a attack
6) Enjoy responsibly STUMPY STEEL ARM
made by BEN L & DOM G
We at B&D's are hoping you will enjoy this game. If you need practise at Stumpy Steel Arm, bully the smaller and younger people.
by BEN L & DOM G May 24, 2007