A common name for a balding man who generally wears tight fitting pants to his workplace, and has a major case of genital size inferiority to his siblings. (most frequent occurrences are found between identical twins)
You know Alden sure wouldn't be so Stumpy if he'd just buy some looser fitting slacks.
by Associate May 05, 2004
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A chubby, round faced girl, that's squat in stature and enjoys blowing dudes in ice shanties.
We pulled this Stumpy Eskimo out of the bar last night and brought her in to the ice shack, she smelled like kerosene and fish, but she sure sucked my chub dry.
by The WL December 11, 2017
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stumpy mcrainbow dash is the bestest person ever. she is very short though.
"oh yeah that's stumpy mcrainbow dash over there"
"stumpy mcrainbow dash is very majestic"
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stumpy toe is a woman called sandra with a stumpy toe
stumpy toe is for a short red head who is a fat old tramp
by stumpy toe March 11, 2016
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