a common name of footless penguins who live in the U.S.
stumpy is short because she has no feet
by Scuffy March 07, 2003
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someone with a flat face, looks like they've been hit in the face with a tree stump
little boy : mummy look at that girl over there
mum: yes son shes stumpy
by DinkyDizzy May 21, 2005
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A stumpy fuck is the act of having sex with an amputees stumps by pressing them together and then thrusting between them.
Jason "Oh man i totally stumpy fucked that girl last night!"
Nina "Arms or legs!?"
Jason "Both! We did it hog tie style!"
by Mark/Andrew XC September 13, 2010
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The act of anal penetration of a female in which she does not like it at first, and then gives in to the act.
I was having sex with my girlfriend when i decided to do her doggy style and try the Stumpy Hamilton.
by GRIZZ806 June 13, 2011
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To take a little shit, about the size of a chicken nugget, freeze it and shove it up a girls pussy. After bringing the girl to orgasm eat her out. This results in the stumpy nugget.
I gave Jessica a stumpy nugget last night, she wanted it so bad!
by TheRinger February 03, 2012
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The best milkshake/ flavored milk in Cape Town South Africa, it comes in many mouth watering flavours
Hey! Wahaab can you buy me a delicious steri stumpie please?
by humbletrash November 26, 2018
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the original drummer in the british rock band "spinal tap"
It's too bad that stumpy joe choked on someone else's vomit; he was such a great drummer.
by Laura Ashley Lewis November 02, 2006
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