A description of how well a male is. Often used as a nickname for less well endowelled men
My, Richard, that is a small stumpy.
by JamesBBBB January 19, 2009
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an individual who is picked on or taken advantage of for having non functional legs or not posessing legs whatsoever.
Dick Cheney was playing foosball with Maya Angelo last week when all of a sudden Cheney's legs fell off and Maya Angelo ran off with his legs.
by Kate is bait November 20, 2004
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A stumpy is a homosexual teenage boy, with a stumpy thumb and a choid. Goes with the crowd, and never has any ideas of their own
by SMITH November 08, 2004
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Stumpy is a short, stubby, bloated man who loves food, yu-gi-oh, and the coach. They typically tell stories or fables that or fiction all of the time.
i called my friend a stumpy because he never got any pussy and always was watching t.v.
by tgb yhn March 03, 2006
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#1- " Someone who is the definition of a tool. They hold the world record for the most pimples. They once ate a mans face. They enjoy pizza and pop."

#2- " Havimg a small carrot."
" Did you see that stumpy eat that man whole?!?!"
by finx June 16, 2007
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