That stumpfucker has a confederate flag on his Ford F-150.....

Stumpfuckers love to marry their sisters...

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz

A stump fucker ventures into the forest looking for knot holes in stumps and downed trees, flogging them vivaciously until satisfaction is attained. The rottener the better. Stump fuckers usually have god awful work hardened members that ooze puss and maggots.

Hey, look at that stumpfucker wearing those farm boots and short-shorts!

Oh she'll never go for him. He's a total stumpfucker.

I walked into the living room and my 3 roommates were all asleep. The stump fucker must have come through.