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Collective noun: Referring to a group of little people. (midgets for the uncouth). "A stumper of midgets"
A stumper of midgets jumped a tranny on the Jerry Springer show when she (he, it) told them size does matter.
by txxHKAGE7 October 29, 2010
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
“Dude, his stuff is pretty out there but he’s still pretty Finance Punk.”
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A woman so ugly that you would cut your arm off if she was sleeping on it so that you would not have to wake her up.
I pulled a right stumper last night... etc
by JonnieC November 23, 2003
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Someone who engages in sexual intercourse with trees.
I don't like to talk to that guy, he's a stumper. What a weirdo.
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Look at those stumpers, they are so short...i'd like to kick them.
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Stumper: someone who deliberatley tries to force another peron into an awkward situation; involving that second person's lack there of/ not existent intelligence.
Morgan: "I see you are reading a book marlene"

Marlene: "No Morgan. That's a picture frame. Nice one"

Morgan: "was that really necassary? God, you little stumper."
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A person born in or living in Wisconsin
The trouble is them Stumpers keep crossing the bridge and coming to MN.
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