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Cought unaware, ignorant

Origin: Derived from the ball game, Cricket. First used in India in the mid 1990s.
In the moment of orgasm,
Monica: Will you marry me?
Clinton: I am STUMPED!!!

Teacher: What is the capital of North Korea?
Student: I am STUMPED!!!

During a road show,
TV Channel reporter: You will win $1 million if you answer this correctly.
Mr. Cricket fan: (Excited) YES! I am ready!
TV Channel reporter: Okay tell me - Who is the Wicket-keeper of Kenya???
Fan: (Fucked up) I am STUMPED!!!
by DJ Gaurav November 21, 2005
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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A term used to describe having sex with an amputee.
Man1:Hey how did your date with Heather go?

I stumped her!
by The Real Shwa May 17, 2009
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Stumped: adj: when your girls trippin and it ruins your ability to get a hard on
by SoInspired October 16, 2017
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When a girl takes too much Viagra and her clitoris becomes so engorged its forms a stump.
I took some of my dad's Viagra i was soo stumped all day!

I got a proper stump on from that viagra... best day ever... I was so hard
by Roofies & Stumps January 08, 2018
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When you get an answer to a question wrong
How old am I?
20?
No, i'm 21.
Dammit, I just got stumped!
by JMlol20 January 30, 2019
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bend her over a stump and fuck her in either or both orifices.
I took her out to the woods and stumped her...
by IndyBob160 April 09, 2018
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