The Black Knight in the film, Monty Python and The Holy Grail gets stumped after King Arthur defeats him in a fight
by Dusty Smith January 23, 2006
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to be very foolish
chris: yo i told dat gurl last nite i aint want her,, and she qotta be stumped cuzz she styll didnt qet me.
by Resia March 01, 2009
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the act of going out & buying a tree, letting it grow for a few years & then cutting it down to the stump just went when it gets large enough for personal use. then bring home a bangin' girl that will fit on the stump & fuck her all night
by cooooooooooolavery November 09, 2009
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1. Person featured on Wanny-o's website.
2. Person who enjoys sleeping on couches
3. Small fat schlong.
2. Person who enjoys sleeping on couches
3. Small fat schlong.
by Samurai-X October 03, 2003
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Stumped is used to describe when one is feeling sad and horny. Everyone has felt this at some point and the council has decided to create a word for this. Happy Stumping
"Hey bro how you feelin"
"Im feelin pretty stumped rn"
My gf blueballed me and then broke up with me, im stumped as fuck.
"Im feelin pretty stumped rn"
My gf blueballed me and then broke up with me, im stumped as fuck.
by braeden has awesome pants September 08, 2019
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Sexual act whereby a man's penis is inserted into the empty eye socket of a one eyed partner for physical gratification. Often utilized as a domination technique to impart a sense of total ownership over the receiving partner in BDSM circles.
John and Dave were tag teaming a girl on the dance floor when she bit John. He replied that if she didn't play nice he was going to take off her eye-patch and give her a stumping to teach her some discipline
by Captain_Awesome February 18, 2012
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by alex rivera July 21, 2006
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