When you are sitting in the stall of a public bathroom and somebody walks in, prohibiting you from pooping, as you previously were or might have been about to.
Yo I was about to drop a serious deuce, when some bitch walked in and dump stumped me.
by smasyracuse October 06, 2010
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1.) The HOT, hat-wearing lead singer of Fall Out Boy
2.) See sexual (:
3.) Best damn singer you'll ever hear who makes you over drool from hotness overload
4.)FUKING HOT.
Me: i love you patrick. You are too sexy for words
Patrick: thanks
Me: hehe
Patrick: hehe
Me: hehe
Patrick: wanna go fuck?
Me: yes!!

Patrick Stump wants to fuck me and I am fine with that!
by Patrick Stump's gf May 24, 2008
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1) The most cutest guy in the best band evor: FALL OUT BOY
Pat is like the pillsburry doughboy, a LITTLE chubby, too cute, and wen u push his belly he goes HMM! HMM!, pat just makes u go aww


Plus: I love his Hair and Voice
by Phuong ROX! September 01, 2004
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MMMMMMMMMMHMMMMMM THAT'S SOME GOOD SHIT-
HE'S SO SHORT AND STUBBY BUT SO ADORBALE AND NRINRJRBRKR
"No one can pull of a fedora."

` Patrick Stump can. `
by smol-aesthetic-weirdo March 26, 2017
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A shit so big it’s like passing a fucking tree stump out your asshole.
My as is torn up. I just took a stump dump.
by Eaton Holgoode December 21, 2017
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someone who sucks extremely large penis and chokes on it. hence the ''term stump muncher''
i munched my boyfriends stump so hard it fell off, ummmm im a stump muncher
by noobfish January 31, 2011
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