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Someone who has a stubby dick
Look at his pants, he must be a Stump
by Cinghram97 November 01, 2016
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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A girl who is physically attractive, yet is lacking in peronality. Attemping to hold a conversation with a tree stump would be equally interesting.
That chick is fine, but hot damn.. what a stump!
by Sam K. June 02, 2004
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Dumbass, stupid, and doesn't know shit.
That freaking Stump doesn't know who OJ Simpson is.
by Smartest Person Ever July 15, 2015
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A short, poorly dressed porn actress; specifically Kendra Jade
Look at the stump hanging on to Lukas Rossi like a cold sore.
by BettyBlooper March 20, 2007
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a person who is short and stuby in stature
brian you are such a little damn stump
by jerkoffamestupkowski December 05, 2007
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the remaining part of an amputated limb (i.e. arm or leg)
Cherry's stump is so freakin' attractive even if it's just three inches from her hip.
by globalhegemon October 10, 2005
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