Someone who has a stubby dick

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.

A girl who is physically attractive, yet is lacking in peronality. Attemping to hold a conversation with a tree stump would be equally interesting.

Dumbass, stupid, and doesn't know shit.

A short, poorly dressed porn actress; specifically Kendra Jade

a person who is short and stuby in stature

the remaining part of an amputated limb (i.e. arm or leg)