When the hallways are clogged like a fat man's arteries and nobody will get the fuck out of your way, so you hold a binder or backpack out in front of you and plow through everyone. Sometimes you don't need a binder or backpack, just your own pissed off self.
Friend: How did you get to class so early? Those dipshits are always standing around in the halls like herds of sheep.
Me: I just did a little student bowling.
Friend: Awesome.
by Blitzqueen August 20, 2014
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The most Wonderfull and delicious type of pastry that have ever been made by humans. If you have the chances of tasting this pieces of heaven you have to. It can literally cure cancer and HIV. (Its basically god cake)
The reason why the Student bread is so good Is because it actually is everything from a bakery put together with a nice biscuit foundation, and sprinkles on the top.
Hey homie, can I get some Student bread
-Nahh man get your own...
What can I do for you get one bite
-You can succcc my toes
by Moseko1234 January 25, 2019
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The act of cleaning dirty laundry with a dense deodorant gassing and then placing it on a radiator to dry. Usually performed by broke, students
"Jimmy, what are all these white stains on your Jeans?"
"OH those are from the student cleans at college"
by TheFriendlyNeigbourhoodDrugie September 05, 2021
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When life at school is so hard, that your whole life falls apart

When the tears come streaming down your face because of school
I have student depression
I'm crying because i have student depression
by The Siljettes November 06, 2018
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It is when 2 students get involved in a fight and probably end without teeth
-Brooooo, 2 guys got in a Student Fight and one spat a tooth!-
-Really!-
-Yeah, dude, I have the teeth right here!-
by Peta Hater 06 May 13, 2019
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Going out and drinking Exssesive amount of alcohol in a short period of time.
by Student flu April 20, 2015
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