When you awkwardly smile at someone just to realize you have stuck lip. The face a dog makes when it hasn’t had enough water and you physically have to pull it’s lip out from it’s teeth. Having such a dry mouth, that your lip folds itself over and sticks to your teeth. When you physically have to fish out your lip from your dry teeth.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

When you awkwardly smile at someone just to realize you have stuck lip. The face a dog makes when it hasn’t had enough water and you physically have to pull it’s lip out from it’s teeth. Having such a dry mouth, that your lip folds itself over and sticks to your teeth. When you physically have to fish out your lip from your dry teeth.