The act of using male and female excrement's to artificially bind one's tongue to the inside of a woman's anus.

A Bloomer is someone with a bright outlook on life who is optimistic in nature. Bloomer's frolic in every opportunity to be happy and try to make the most out of life. The opposite of a Bloomer is a Doomer. The term Bloomer originated specifically as a counter to the Doomer on sites especially like 4Chan.

a loose bowel movement that is less watery than diarhea, the consistency of wet stucco.