A lot of pain. A whole lot.
While I was walking, I got a stubbed toe so I fell to the ground and died
by Ejjdjdjsjeisi July 08, 2014
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The worst form of pain other than menstrual cramps. Even bill cipher doesn't think that form of pain is hilarious.
Person 1: OH GOD, I'VE BEEN SHOT!
Person 2: Dude, it's just a stubbed toe.
by Mexima August 01, 2017
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An adventure which happened during your daily life. Like a stubbed toe which has been affecting everything you did during the day. Outsiders are generally uninterested about your stubbed toes. While people who are in love would rather be stubbed toeing all day.
Megan: I can never really have a meaningfull conversation with my boyfriend. He always want to talk about meaningless stuff he did during his job. I think i have to break up with him.

Maria: Love is about stubbed toeing, and stubbed toeing IS a way meaningfull conversating
by F.Mr. Smith November 27, 2011
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In a video game when your character's health is so low, simply stubbing his/her/it's toe would cause death
Player 1: "hey man meet me on the other side of the map"
Player 2: "no way bro, I have stub toe health over here"
by cowboys24fan January 29, 2015
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Having sex on a coffee table. Banging (stubbing a toe) on the coffee table.
He took me home last night and we took a Stubbed Toe Jump.
by Lily's Bily November 30, 2011
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Inexplicable pain beyond fucking measure. Unimaginable aching. Worse than giving birth to a porcupine.
1. I stubbed my toe on the wall FFFFFFUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKK

2. Stubbing your toe is like getting a blowjob with teeth from satan
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