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A kind hearted person with a heart of gold. A good father figure, but tends to be misjudged by those who won't take a second look
Oh the man is such a Stuart!
by Backpackchair February 28, 2017
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Stuart’s are very chill and cool. They don’t see the difference between children and adults, and openly swear to kiddos.
Tom: Ya know, life’s a bitch
Student: Why are you being such a Stuart?
by tehrealjams May 30, 2019
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A mysterious name yelled in retaliation or in response to drive-by slandering; the name "Stuart" or "Stewart" is a non-sequitur intended to confuse unsuspecting bullies.

It has been commonly used throughout the San Francisco Bay Area, especially the North Bay, since the early 2000's.

The strange phrase has been known to cause car accidents.
Jeep full of drunken pricks:
"FAGGOTS!"

Pedestrians: "STUART!"

Jeep full of drunken pricks: "?"
by Christopher Judge November 17, 2010
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A dope Mexican OG that drinks monster all the time
"He's got another monster?"
"He's a total Stuart"
by TharealOG May 02, 2015
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-A tall, skinny white boy, usually really annoying and over-sensitive.
-No one likes him but he tries to hangout with them anyways.
-Tall dangly skinny white boy with a 3 inch pee-pee.
-Usually friends with a very white-black person.
-His girlfriends get tired of him, but
stick around so as not to hurt his feelings.
-usually depressed, and dresses skater
girl #1-"Omg stuart is so hot!"

girl #2-"Thats what I thought until he pushed his hair back
and you could actually see his face"

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Stuart- "dude, some chick wants to fuck me!"

Girl #2-"hahahahahahahaha ha!!!"
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Someone Who Particularly Likes To Have Sex With Extremely Fat Ladies
A: Lets Play Nail The Whale For free...
B:Omg dude Your such a Stuart!!!
by Big Gay Cal September 05, 2008
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A male who can usually be in shops that are seen as feminine
Ryan: Wheres Stuart?
Jordan: check New Look hes normally in there
Ryan: *Sigh*
by chelesa0 July 06, 2009
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