Urban Dictionary: Strumpet

Another name for a streetwalker or prostitute.

I met a strumpet named Haden last night on the corner of allens lane.

by Grancy January 13, 2012

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Miller-lite in a can

We're out of strumpets already? But we got the 30-pack!

by JCKitten April 01, 2010

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According to Lloyd Christmas, a food that is eaten while drinking tea.

"If I know Mary as well as I think I do, she'll invite us right in for tea and strumpets."

by He Hate Me October 25, 2006

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that ggirls a strumpet

by Anonymous October 20, 2003

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A tool of the facist, racist, presidential candidate, Donald Trump, who constantly post anti-intellectual, false, and hyberbolic memes to support his candidacy.

That strumpet was blowing a bunch of racist drivel implying "black on black" violence justifies violence and murder perpetrated by white police.

by sfsubterfuge November 23, 2015

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a pipe used for marijuana smoking

yo, we cant smoke that till we find ourselves a strumpet.

by allisonthedopeshit January 07, 2007

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often used in Shakespearean English: a sort of rasberry Danish, similar to a crumpet; also someone who eats said pastry.

Thou foul strumpet! Thou hast not enough filling!

by PuckTheFairy March 12, 2011

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