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Strumking is the action of flipping an animal, specifically one that is larger than the average human, clockwise onto its back while laughing hysterically. This is the most entertaining form of animal abuse, it is designed purely for the enjoyment of watching it struggle to reattain its stability.

Usage is very similar to the word struek, deciding between the two depends on the size of the victim.

Some things to note:
* This action can only be performed by humans and cannot be performed on humans.
* Similarly, this action can not be performed on anything close in size to a human. Anything close in size to a human must be ignored in respect to this action because it is not worthy.
* This action can not be performed on plants.
* This action can be performed on robots.
* This action is most fun in the water. It can be lethal to the other creature, which is what makes it so much more entertaining.
* It is still unclear if the meanings of these words flip below the equator. This would mean strueking a large creature and strumking a smaller animal.
My life was incomplete, so I got on a plane and arrived in Africa. Upon my arrival, I spotted a massive hippopotamus. Being the smart, clever, human I am, I decided to strumk the dumb thing and leave without ever looking back.
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