Guy 1: *Crying*
Guy 2: "Yo you ok, what's wrong"
Guy 1: "It's about Sally Proud"
Guy 2: "What about her bro"
Guy 1: "I saw her hanging out with another guy last night at Beven Beleven"
Guy 2: "OMG REALLY"
Guy 1: *Crying* "Yuhhhhhh shitttt"
Guy 2: *Laughing* "HAHAHA Bro I think you got strouded"

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"