To be a stritchy, one must always intoxicate themseleves and then go into bushes with random boys (bohane). Stritchy doesn't share food (or handle her drink well). But they are loveable creatures. To buy pet stritchys please call your local off license :D

when you've done something so cringe you can't stop replaying it in your head and it stops you from getting on with your every day life

To be a stritchy is to be a person who is lighthearted and sweet .. yet annoying and intolerable.
Stritchy does not share food with others as its against its values..
and to be a stritchy one must give off grrr vibes to people around them