In an establishment where the stripper asks you after every song if you'd like another dance you say yes, but you also get more aggressive with your groping. When she asks you to stop, you do, and don't pay for any more lapdances. If she never asks you to stop, you keep touching new spots on her body.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.