Mid-Striding

The act of interrupting a drunken friend in the middle of sex, on the grounds that the person who they are sexing is extremely unattractive. The act is meant to be both shocking and sobering, in hopes that the friend will realize the ugliness of the (fe)male in their bed. Commonly involves kicking in the door and posing in the popular Heisman trophy pose.

"Dude Josh was so wasted last night he brought home a straight 4." - Matt
"Terrible, what happened?" - Alex
"I kicked in the door and mid-strided him, he got the message and kicked the donkey outta bed." -Matt
"Mid-striding is essential to a healthy friendship... AND healthy sexual stamdards." - Alex

by DeeDub140 June 22, 2011

ride with the stride

another way of saying "go with the flow"

He's just seeing where the day takes him, and not acting ignorant (ride with the stride).

by wessozman March 29, 2012

pimp stride

The art of dressing the part of a pimp looking fabulous and fly

What was that jacket Travis Kelce was wearing?!

Idk but he got the pimp stride!

by Wendystyleskc January 18, 2022

Stride of Pride

The robust strut of success one walks on the way home from someone else's residence following a night of brag worthy sex. Often marked by tousled hair, stolen t-shirts and/or yesterdays outfit.

"Angela and Mark hooked up last night."
"You can tell. I saw them at breakfast. He's been screwed speechless and she was rockin' the stride of pride."

by Pk2jc February 8, 2010

U-Stride

Someone who knows how to ride their electric unicycle to it's limits while avoiding various types of dangerous scenarios no matter the environment. A U-Stride is someone who has high situational awareness and is constantly aware of the possible dangers of riding an electric unicycle. A U-Stride is never afraid of challenges even if it appears insurmountable, but a U-Stride always assesses the challenge before jumping in head first. Sometimes a U-Stride will assess a competitors riding ability before challenging them.

he definitely pulled a U-Stride the way he avoided that car making an illegal U-turn

by u-stride-rider August 25, 2023

stride ride

when you're really desperate to get high so you roll your weed in stride gum wrapper cuz you can't find papers.

guy 1: yo guy i couldn't find any papers, how we gonna smoke this shit.
guy 2: no problem, go buy a pack of stride gum and roll that shit in one of the gum wrappers. We gonna stride ride tonight.
guy 1: aww yeah

by Blackiichanz January 30, 2011

Making strides

Making progress

We are both making strides

by Casacasa January 7, 2022