A used and abused pussy..
by secret =) September 12, 2006
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A portmanteau of carpe diem, a Latin phrase that means “Seize the Day!” and DM, which stands for Direct Messages. This word means seizing the day via DMs.
by LolWut098 December 30, 2020
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(Verb) To get beaten badly at something, typically in a match or competition, alluding to the metaphor of getting penetrated.
Synonyms: Ass Kicked, Destroyed, Fucked Up, Wrecked.
Synonyms: Ass Kicked, Destroyed, Fucked Up, Wrecked.
by ONTHEEDGE67 March 29, 2021
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adj. An extension of the back wheel on motorcycles, mostly street bikes and drag bikes. Prevents unwanted wheelies (read: death) while accelerating.
It also adds a menacing appeal to the bike.
It also adds a menacing appeal to the bike.
by BossE86 May 10, 2009
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to get checked/stopped by five-o while walkin OR kickin it outside da store or coney island somewhere
MARi00: MAN WHERE DA FUK WAS Y0U.?
JAC0B: MANNN. .iWAS 0N MY WAY tiLL DA P0LiCE CAM3. DAWG, tell me why DEY STRETCH3D M3, JUAN AND BIG.!!
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LANAY: WHERE WAS JACOB.??
TJ: I HEARD OL DUDE GOT STRETCHED
JAC0B: MANNN. .iWAS 0N MY WAY tiLL DA P0LiCE CAM3. DAWG, tell me why DEY STRETCH3D M3, JUAN AND BIG.!!
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LANAY: WHERE WAS JACOB.??
TJ: I HEARD OL DUDE GOT STRETCHED
by P00Hb3zDAtB33TcH July 06, 2009
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Verb
To be absolutely destroyed on drugs to the point of being an extreme danger to everyone around you; To be in a state of aggression so profound that you tear the nearest living entity asunder with your bare hands.
To be absolutely destroyed on drugs to the point of being an extreme danger to everyone around you; To be in a state of aggression so profound that you tear the nearest living entity asunder with your bare hands.
Terry: Damn Jimmy got into the drug stash last night and got so fucking stretched he tried to dig his hands into my eyes
Jimmy: I AM SO FUCKING STRETCHED RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD FUCKING END YOUR EXISTENCE RIGHT NOW AND NOT FEEL AN OUNCE OF REMORSE
Jimmy: I AM SO FUCKING STRETCHED RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD FUCKING END YOUR EXISTENCE RIGHT NOW AND NOT FEEL AN OUNCE OF REMORSE
by DFfag January 17, 2021
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