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Rick: Hey man how was becca last night.

James: I could not feel anything because she was Stretched.
by secret =) September 12, 2006
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Jul 24 Word of the Day
It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.
“Where did you go after we left the pub?”
Dunno, CRAFT.”
by AKACroatalin November 07, 2015
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(Verb) To get beaten badly at something, typically in a match or competition, alluding to the metaphor of getting penetrated.
Synonyms: Ass Kicked, Destroyed, Fucked Up, Wrecked.
Damn, they got a 38 point lead, and we're not even in the second half. We're getting stretched bro!
by ONTHEEDGE67 March 29, 2021
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adj. An extension of the back wheel on motorcycles, mostly street bikes and drag bikes. Prevents unwanted wheelies (read: death) while accelerating.

It also adds a menacing appeal to the bike.
Dude, that stretched and slammed 'Busa raped the Gixxer over there.
by BossE86 May 10, 2009
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to get checked/stopped by five-o while walkin OR kickin it outside da store or coney island somewhere
MARi00: MAN WHERE DA FUK WAS Y0U.?

JAC0B: MANNN. .iWAS 0N MY WAY tiLL DA P0LiCE CAM3. DAWG, tell me why DEY STRETCH3D M3, JUAN AND BIG.!!

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LANAY: WHERE WAS JACOB.??

TJ: I HEARD OL DUDE GOT STRETCHED
by P00Hb3zDAtB33TcH July 06, 2009
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To be absolutely destroyed on drugs to the point of being an extreme danger to everyone around you; To be in a state of aggression so profound that you tear the nearest living entity asunder with your bare hands.
Terry: Damn Jimmy got into the drug stash last night and got so fucking stretched he tried to dig his hands into my eyes

Jimmy: I AM SO FUCKING STRETCHED RIGHT NOW THAT I COULD FUCKING END YOUR EXISTENCE RIGHT NOW AND NOT FEEL AN OUNCE OF REMORSE
by DFfag January 17, 2021
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